Funny Quotes

It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

There's a long history of anthropomorphic animals in Japanese literature. The so-called 'funny animal scrolls' were the first narratives in Japanese history, and the heroes of many folk tales have animals as their companions.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.