Funny Quotes

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani.

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.

It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

Communism is like one big phone company.