Quotes By Craig Bruce

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

Anything on paper is obsolete!

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.