Quotes By Craig Bruce

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.