Quotes By Craig Bruce

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

Something is always simple until you try it.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.