Funny Quotes

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Now when I see something beautiful or funny or sweet, sometimes I reach for my camera, but other times I think, 'I need to let this moment exist. I don't have to capture everything. I just want to experience it.'

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

As I get older, I'm slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you'll see me be quieter just so that people will listen.

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Let's make some funny pictures.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I like marriage. The idea.

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.