Quotes By Douglas Adams
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.
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It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
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The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
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