Quotes By Bill Cosby

We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

When you become senile, you won't know it.