Quotes By Bill Cosby
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby
I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.
Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
Bill Cosby
If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.
Bill Cosby
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'
Bill Cosby
I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby