Quotes By Bill Cosby

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I was put in remedial everything.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.