Quotes By Will Rogers

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?