Quotes By Trey Parker

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

I can feel myself dying inside.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.