Quotes By Trey Parker

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I find Mormons adorable.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact.