Quotes By Trey Parker

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

I hate puppets so much.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

I find Mormons adorable.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.