Funny Quotes

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a long time to get around to. It came in His time, not mine.

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I have a funny name.

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.