Quotes By Todd Barry
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
Todd Barry
I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.
Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
Todd Barry
I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.
Todd Barry
Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.
Todd Barry
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
Todd Barry
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
Todd Barry
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
Todd Barry
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
Todd Barry
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
Todd Barry
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
Todd Barry
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.
Todd Barry
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
Todd Barry