Quotes By Scott Thompson

I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?'

We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.

My feeling with my characters is that they all have a right to feel exactly the way that they do, so I never censor them. I don't judge them.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in.

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.

I won't play a teenager.

I wanted to be a male ballet dancer.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

Art is difficult.

In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.

I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.