Quotes By Matt Groening

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.

Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!'

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time."

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.