Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny
Modesty is my best quality.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Gags die, humor doesn't. Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
