Funny Quotes

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.

I rant, therefore I am.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

I never said most of the things I said.

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.