Quotes By Joe Rogan
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Joe Rogan
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Joe Rogan
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
Joe Rogan
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
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