Quotes By Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.