Dog Quotes

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.

An office boy in London was the lowest of the low. The office boy was the tea boy. He would be the dog's body: It means someone who would do anything at all. I was quite prepared for that and enjoyed it.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

People always joke that "dog" spells "god" backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Every dog must have his day.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.

I don't think the Bonzo Dog could have evolved in America, nor could the old Nice: because of their musical discipline. This is one thing that British groups do have, a sort of discipline. Sometimes it can get a bit soulless, but on the whole I think it's preferable to the American alternative.

Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The dog is the god of frolic.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.