Quotes By Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Doug Larson
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson