Dog Quotes

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

It's all about consistency, and what makes a child or a dog secure: order, clarity - all those things.

Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I'm like Pavlov's dog. My mouth starts watering immediately, like, 'Man, that is so good,' but I can't take a bite of it.

The dog, on the other hand, has few or no ideas because his brain acts in coarse fashion and because there are few connections with each single process.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.

We Americans are a peculiar people. We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.

I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk - he's this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.