Dog Quotes

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.