Dog Quotes

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.

Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.

I can't speak American dog very well. There was a lot of improvisation with Uggie - like when I put the dog on the table or sometimes I follow him, sometimes he follows me. I had a lot of treats in my pocket. We worked with Omar Von Muller, the dog trainer. It was very easy because it was a big movie.

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog.

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?

I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I'd rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it.

I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.

The view only changes for the lead dog.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.