Dog Quotes

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.

The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.

One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

It was a real hand-to-mouth existence in those early days - I'd have whatever dry cereal there was in the house for breakfast, 30 cents to spend on lunch and a hot dog for dinner. I did that for years. So there was definitely a hunger in me, of various kinds, to succeed.

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

Anybody who knows me knows that I'm no attack dog.

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

I have always wanted a dog, but we don't have anyone to care for it.

The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.