Comedian Quotes

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.

I've probably wanted to be a rapper since I was a teenager. I was an actor and comedian and stuff, but I always wanted to rap, it was another outlet.

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

I was actually pretty shy in school. My defense mechanism was to be the class clown. I remember getting into a lot of trouble for being disruptive, and I was brought in front of the headteacher, who said: 'What's going to happen to you; what are you going to do when you grow up?' and I said: 'Well, I'm obviously going to be a comedian.'

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I've ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy, he taught me about life and the love of people and respect of people.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

I don't think I was a good comedian.

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor who does comedy. But who wants to do other things as well.

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.