Quotes By Larry David

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

Most people think I'm immodest.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

I am not honest.

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.

I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.