Quotes By Larry David

I don't like people cleaning my room.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

You write about what you know.

I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

Drugs scared me.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.