Quotes By Larry David

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

I don't have many friends.

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

I don't like to make a big splash anyway.

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

I have no secrets.

No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.