Quotes By Larry David

I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

Most people think I'm immodest.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

I am not honest.

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.

Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.