Quotes By Bobby Darin

Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

George Burns was the father I never had.

This marriage is no one's business but our own.

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.

Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

My whole life has been a lie.

I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am.

My entire life has been a lie.

A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself.

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25.

I don't want to be able to see the audience.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a result of that, I didn't do another film for two to three years, and I don't blame it on anybody but myself.

I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.

Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.