Quotes By Bill O..Reilly

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

Every book has mistakes in them, every one. There's never been a book published without mistakes.

This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

You don't have free will when you have lung cancer.

I know that Oswald killed Kennedy. Now, was he pushed? Encouraged to do it by outsiders? Possibly. Possibly. Was he sitting down with Fidel Castro? No.

It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.

They established their patriotic credentials long ago, and are either supportive of the Bush agenda or know when to keep their traps shut.

They advertise on the radio for food stamps!

The oil companies are regulated by the federal government. They can't drill on land nor in American waters without permission from the feds. Many Republicans want to drill baby drill but what's the point if all the oil goes to China? Increased production obviously doesn't mean lower prices for us.

I'm pretty busy.

You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.

I'm not writing a Ph.D. Dissertation.

As the tree is bent, so it will grow.

Look, I debate for a living so I don't need to learn any lessons from amateurs.

Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.

Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.

I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam.

Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.

Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way.

I'm just a loud Irish guy.

I don't really shout that much.