Quotes By Drew Carey

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I'm competitive at everything.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.