Quotes By Adam Sandler

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

It's nice when little teams win.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I can handle pain.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.