Quotes By Adam Sandler

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I can handle pain.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.