Quotes By Adam Sandler

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

It's nice when little teams win.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I can handle pain.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.