Quotes By Adam Sandler

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I can handle pain.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.