Funny Quotes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left.

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny.

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

It's funny to be a critic.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up.

In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.

I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.