Funny Quotes

Be obscure clearly.

I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I think I've got a funny face.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.