Drunk Quotes

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.