Drunk Quotes

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.