Drunk Quotes

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!