Drunk Quotes

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.