Drunk Quotes

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.