Drunk Quotes

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.

Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.