Drunk Quotes

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became a metaphor for a populist president who had gotten drunk with the perks of his own power and was sort of, you know, not sensitive to what people wanted.

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.