Cat Quotes

I love Philadelphia. I was shocked at what a great city this is. For me, it is the cat's pajamas. I love everything about it. I love where I live. I love the people. I have been met with such kindness and affection here.

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!

Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award, you have people that don't have configuration management, don't have vulnerability management, don't have patch management.

I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible.

Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it.

The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.

I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.

A cat is never vulgar.

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him ten bucks and get a record out than to never record the cat.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.