Cat Quotes

I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

There are so few guys who do action and do it well. Even fewer who are African-American. Even fewer who have classical-theater training. So a cat like me coming in, I'm bringing all of that to an action movie.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas.

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance.

The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism, is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam Hussein and try to find weapons that the Iraqi government is working on concealing.

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D., and I thought I was the cat's meow.

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.

We've gotten involved in cat rescue - we take them in and find homes for them. I've always loved cats. I saw how homeless cats were living out there. We take them in, put out flyers.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India.