Cat Quotes

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him ten bucks and get a record out than to never record the cat.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

I think cat's are fantastic.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

So, that notion of hypertext seemed to me immediately obvious because footnotes were already the ideas wriggling, struggling to get free, like a cat trying to get out of your arms.

In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were particularly sensitive - especially, Marlon Brando... the cat not the man.

But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I had in my head. I couldn't believe it, when I first heard him. Man, no one can ever do what he did with a guitar. No one can ever take his place.

All day long the door of the sub-conscious remains just ajar; we slip through to the other side, and return again, as easily and secretly as a cat.