Cat Quotes

I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show up at my house. I'm kind of a cat lady that way.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.

Every day, three times per second, we produce the equivalent of the amount of data that the Library of Congress has in its entire print collection, right? But most of it is like cat videos on YouTube or 13-year-olds exchanging text messages about the next Twilight movie.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys.

Someone at Disney heard one of the records and called me in to do the sounds of Lucifer the Cat in Cinderella.

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, mysticism. I do not wonder that many writers love cats; I am only surprised that all do not.

Cat lovers turn into cat collectors.

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

I can't tell you how many people have asked me to show them Stray Cat Strut and that little diminished run on the C. I guess my brain is wired backwards. I don't know what possessed me to do that, but I did.