Cat Quotes

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

I think cat's are fantastic.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

So, that notion of hypertext seemed to me immediately obvious because footnotes were already the ideas wriggling, struggling to get free, like a cat trying to get out of your arms.

In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were particularly sensitive - especially, Marlon Brando... the cat not the man.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I had in my head. I couldn't believe it, when I first heard him. Man, no one can ever do what he did with a guitar. No one can ever take his place.

All day long the door of the sub-conscious remains just ajar; we slip through to the other side, and return again, as easily and secretly as a cat.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

I recognize that I have a unique position to be a role model to young girls because I am doing something that they consider glamorous, which is acting, and yet I took a time to really get my education and study mathematics, and I think math is the cat's meow.

We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.