Cat Quotes

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.

For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up.

Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.

I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.

I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had a collection of Cat Stevens albums while my mom was listening to jazz.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.