Pet Quotes

I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

I love cats.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

Dogs are my favorite people.

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.