Pet Quotes

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Dogs are my favorite people.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

I love cats.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.