Pet Quotes

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.