Pet Quotes

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.