Pet Quotes

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.