Pet Quotes

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.