Pet Quotes

I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

Dogs are my favorite people.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.